Monday, June 05, 2006

Heights:

Height of bravery:
A naked man bending over to pick up a dollar on an island of gays?

Height of sophistication
Sucking nipples with a straw?.

Height of technology
Condom with zip?.

Height of darkness
A negro searching for his penis in a coal mine?.

Height of penetration
A baby girl born pregnant?.

Height of fashion
A female applying lipsticks to her vaginal lips?.
Baggy condoms Zip on a lunghee

Height of patience
A female lying naked under a banana tree and hoping for banana to fall in her pussy?.

Height of coincidence
And the banana falling in?

Height of unemployment
A cobweb in a prostitute's cunt

Height of noise
Two skeletons fucking in a tin room

Height of comparison
Pissing in front of niagra falls?.

Heights of heights
Shitting on top of mt.everest and raising it by two inches?.

Height of innocence
A girl applying cream on her nipples assuming them to be pimples?
A pregnant woman buying one and a half tickets?

Height of irritation
A one handed guy hanging from a cliff, and his balls itching?. --

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